Bifidus Regularis
What’s the deal with all these crazy pre-biotic and pro-biotic yogurts? You see these yellow arrows flying around someone’s abdomen and you start to worry that there is some sort of directional revolt, that suddenly arrows start to appear if you digest too much dairy.
Recently these yogurts (the brands shall remain nameless) are boasting antibacterial properties that will ‘regulate body processes’ aka make your intestines push out the brown stuff regularly. Now people are prepared to spend $8.50 on a six pack of what is essentially sour milk showcasing its bacterial count.
A woman doesn’t count nor boast about her vajayjay flora; no one cares. So why is it suddenly so important to market bacteria in a food we have been eating since we learned to leave milk in the sun, especially to women? Check out the auditions to prove it!
Fruit on the bottom is good enough for me.
donne gufy
actually it’s quite good for you which by your tone, probably isn’t big on your list… and it’s $2.20 at Walmart.. (oh and you can get $1 coupons on the web!)
Rachel Gertz
@null Good for me? You’re telling me a product made from the mammary glands of cows and mixed with alien bacterial flora is good for me?
Okay, I’ll try it. But I won’t like it. And it will absolutely not make my arrows line up facing downward.
donne gufy
wait.. are you saying it comes from that white bag that hangs under some cows? Those are nasty..but, you never know whats good for you that sounds yucky.. like maggots cleaning out a wound.. or leaches clotting blood.. and old folks are always spittin’ tobacco on a sore to heal it.. actually if you do get too much of this good bacteria in your system (and I know this to be a fact, check it out!) the hospital will have to induce BAD bacteria into your system to balance it out.. and guess where they get that bad bacteria… well.. you look it up!
Chuck
You obviously didn’t do any research before ranting about this. Most yogurts have these “probiotic” ingredients in them, but not to the extent of Activia. People who are on Antibiotics for example have their natural “probiotics” killed off, and things like Candida yeast infections can form and take over. Women can get yeast infections down south for this reason and everyone can get them on your tongue such as “fuzzy or hairy tongue”.
Natural things such as the Bifidus (whether it be from Yogurts or other sources) help regulate those bad things and keep them in check, especially for people on Antibiotics as I mentioned which will pretty much cause anybody’s system to go out of whack.
I’m just sorry your joke of a website came up on google searching for actual info somehow. Hopefully my comments lead people to do some actual research and not take your “divine wisdom”.
Rachel Gertz
Chuck, What are you talking about? This site is completely fact based. And regardless of whether your bacterial count is out of shape or not, you shouldn’t feel bad, it doesn’t mean you’ve failed as a human being! You don’t need to get so defensive. Or maybe you would prefer if I didn’t spear your employer, Activa?
At any rate, I will absolutely let you be the divine wisdom of gut and butt bacteria if it makes you feel better. What’s that? You’re not a doctor either?
Well, shit. Guess you’re just as qualified to talk about the subject as me then.
Many happy flora returns.
Impart your divine wisdom upon us